You are late. What happened? Sorry about that. When I was on the way here, I saw this sitting out, so I yoinked it. Great initiative. Apple products, always good. Love seeing that. Did you bring your resume? Yes, sir. Here it is. Okay. You've been stealing for about 14 years. I see a gap here, 24 to 25. What happened there? During that time, I was a repo man. Okay. So you still like taking things? Yes, sir. I was basically repossessing people's cars, and any time that I could, I would still try to give myself a five-finger discount from whatever they had in the car. What brings you back into the workforce now? You know, I'm hoping to do this more full time. I really like just stealing things: wallets, laptops, guns. I really like guns because I'm not allowed to have any myself. If they're not willing to protect their stuff, frankly, they don't deserve it. That's awesome. Love to hear it. Will you be around for the long haul? I don't want to end up training you up and then have you go work at Brinks or something like that. My goal in life is to basically steal from cars until the day I die. That is really great to hear. I love the lack of morality that's really flowing from you right now. And you are actually probably one of the most garbage human beings I've personally met. I want you to know that. Thanks, man. That means a lot. So what is your schedule like? Wait, where's my... what? Nice work. Start Monday. Perfect.

We move quick, okay? People often leave stuff in their car because they think they're only going to be in that spot for a couple minutes. Gotcha. It's okay to leave it out. Yep. That's where you capitalize. It's a smash. It's a grab. Where are you checking? I'm checking the glove box. Anything? Nothing in there, sir. Okay. Where else are we going? I'm checking center console. Score! Yeah. Okay. Keep going. Under the seat. Wallet. Very good. Where else? Oh yeah. I'm checking under this jacket. There we go. Bingo. I remember my first smash and grab. Smashed the window. There was a big old purse there. Grabbed it. Driver's license made it look like she was pretty cute, so I dropped it back off later. We dated for a while. Pull out the Bluetooth scanner app. This is going to tell you what's valuable in the car, if anything's transmitting. Those are the ones you're going to hit. So is it true that over a million cars are broken into every year? Yeah, and it's not enough. That's why there's such a big blue ocean with this opportunity. If you need to hit your quota, just take a quick trip to California and boom, you're done. Got it. Great training. You did awesome out there. Your first day is going to be on Monday. Perfect. Can't wait to start.

Hey, what's going on? Yeah, I'm in a client's car right now. I didn't think there was anything in here, but I found this booster seat, but I think it's actually some kind of safe. Nice. Grab it. Well, that's the thing. I can't grab it. It's locked to the child seat anchors. Okay, undo the releases and then just pull it out. I think the releases are inside. I can't undo them. It's got a fingerprint scanner. It's got a code. It's a disc detainer lock. Oh crap, that's bad. Just grab your tools. You're going to have to just really manhandle this thing open. I'll see what I can do. I ain't getting this thing out. Just get out then. Yeah, but I haven't even gotten anything yet. I can hear the car alarm going off. You don't have much time. You just have to cut your losses on this one and leave. It's not worth it. So what? I'm back here and all their stuff's going to be here and it's not going to be mine? Just bail. Okay.